GOOOOOOD MORNING WORLD!!!
I WOKE UP.
DRANK SOME WATER
WENT AND HAD A SHOWER
BRUSHED MY HAIR
PUT SOME CLOTHES ON
AND MADE THIS THING OF BEAUTY
I AM NOW FULLY CLOTHED AND AT UNIVERSITY.
THE LESSON HAS BEGUN.
HERE’S JONNY, WE’RE WEARING COLOUR CO-ORDINATED OUTFITS TODAY.
I’m going to be doing the imaging, AKA the jingle man.
This will be interesting.
It’s lunchtime, usually my favourite time of day, but not today.
I’m feeling rather sick, like I need to drink some water, take some paracetamol, wrap up in a blankie and have a nap.
Life is really hard as a student because you don’t have your mum on hand to come and touch your head, or make you a cup of tea or come to your room and tell you that she loves you… Instead you get a badly written text with several Emoji’s because mum dropped her phone, and after having several iPhones during the course of 6 years she still hasn’t mastered the art of iPhone wizardry.
I mean, I could nap, and drink water, but I can’t because I have to go back to uni for an online session, which are usually quite jazzy, I ain’t even lying.
I made it to online.
I am writing to you from online.
Doreen is talking about ‘porn’- whether it was ‘rat’ or ‘rap’ porn, we do not know.
All we do know is she needs to not talk about her online viewing habits in public.
Doreen has clarified she’s talking about an airhorn.
I am relieved.
How many times will Doreen mention Spain in today’s online session?(8 times so far) I’m going to keep a tally because I find Doreen interesting.
I might even make a page dedicated to her.
“CrUmPdates” (The capital letters are supposed to point to ‘Updates'”
Round of applause for Alyce Cronk for her online newsday creation.
So, I’ve got a problem – I can’t stop watching random videos on Facebook… I knew there was a reason I deleted it for nearly two months… I think it may have to go again, because it’s playing some cruel cruel joke on me.
Watching Alyce’s video.
Note to self – Don’t touch the back of Doreen’s knees because she kicks like a horse…. NEEIIIIIIIGGHHHHHHH
These are my classmates.
Doreen likes to pretend she is a real life flappy bird.
(lol, what is Lauren doing with her hand?)
Doreen also really REALLY likes GIFs
It’s now been decided I’m really bad at writing introductions, but when you can make a gif like I can, does it really matter?
Yes, yes it does matter, incase you are actually wondering.
It takes time, and skill I’ve been told. Hopefully I should get the hang of it before this blog goes viral.
Alyce Cronk painted my nails.. I may have ruined them after, but they were wonderful whilst they lasted…
Alyce and I are sat here, touched by the outpour of support and love for our YouTube collaboration. We feel the demand for our work has been crazy, we’ve been approached to make sponsored videos which may come in due course, but I don’t really feel like we are in the position to take peoples money and items for free.
We’d like to thank you for the support…
I think it’s time I went home from Uni… I might even go to the gym…LOL
My mum just called me. She awoke me from a nap full of migraine. The gym is definitely not a possibility due to the severe pain radiating in the right side of my head. My phone is at its darkest setting yet writing this, I feel like I’m laying on a freezing yet exceedingly sunny beach staring at the sun.
Dont worry kids, I’ll be back in a bit to read you all a bedtime story.