After the sheer volume of hits received yesterday, and exceedingly weird snapchat requests, I’ve decided to share with you what I do in my spare time.
Today is Tuesday.
This afternoon I donated my time to Canterbury Christ Church University, Jane specifically, to go to shorthand, where I smashed out some Teeline like no ones business… In the word of Stewie Griffin… “Squiggly Line, Squiggly Line”…
After shorthand, I tried to get people to speak into my recording device, but people were so unwilling… Grr.
I did some washing up when I got home, because I like to have a little crockery collection going on in my room, it’s what I imagine living in a caravan is like.
I like it for convenience, but I don’t like the stack on my desk.
Then I looked at holidays, because I like holidays.
I want to go to Mexico, where do you want to go???
Well, it’s that time of night… Gym O’clock….
WATCH THIS, YOUR LIFE WILL BE 10X BETTER, I PROMISE
MANS WENT TO THE GYM
MANS PUMPED SOME STEEL
MANS DID SOME TREAD
MANS DID SOME MILL.
MANS IS TAKED PICTURES TO SHOW YOU FANS
Mans is done with the tread, but mans will eat a meal.
I am sad.
I am no longer sad.
I had a shower (fruit salad shower gel, hello)
I bet you’re all sad this day has come to an end, and you have to go to sleep…
Well, it’s time for a bedtime story, yo!
(I can’t read, I was raised by hens)
SEE YOU ALL TOMORROW WHERE I’LL DO SOMETHING MORE OR EQUALLY AS INTERESTING.