Thursday with Amber, featuring Crumpdates!

 

Hello my wildebeests,

 

I write to you clad in a dinosaur jumper and a denim pinafore, fresh off the runway at Paris Fashion week in Kanye’s prehistoric line.
I don’t get him – He’s released this prehistoric line after his post apocalyptic collection… When I modelled for the last season I felt like I was in The Hunger Games or something!

 

So today, I have a shorthand test.

Meh.

Then I have Law with Leo *Insert Jingle Here*

And after Law with Leo I’m free for the weekend…But during this time I have to cut a radio package, write an essay and be jazzy… I mean… Are there enough hours in the day!? Na.

 

Here’s me looking sultry in a dinosaur outfit – throwing it back to about 8 minutes ago…

 

So… It’s just after 3, (3.20PM)  which means it’s time for Law.

Doreen is dazzling us with her stories.

She’s said ‘Spain’ once since I entered the room, which was approximately 3 minutes ago.

15.41PM

Doreen just gave a futurama analogy.

It fell flat.

But Doreen, if you’re reading this, I got your analogy,I GOT U

15.44PM

Doreen just tried to tell Leo that the deadline has been put back to 2018.

No Doreen… BUT I WISH IT WAS TRUE!

 

15.46PM

Doreen just tried to tackle Leo.

Things are getting crazy.

15.52PM

Leo went to Nando’s the other day.. Such a cheeky Nando’s lad.

He went to see The Revenant with his brother-in-law.

He also embarrassed himself at Nando’s by giving away all the condiments to the waiter ladymanperson… But he got two free bowls of chips, and he likes the beer there, but you know what? He does not get it… “It’s just chicken and chips, init?”.

15.56PM

I see you, Dom, Snapchatting with the drag queen filter.
You are not invisible.

15.57PM

Drag queen filter is back and he is winking at himself.

Ok, Leo.

16.01PM

Leo is informing us of his Oxford interview. So jazzy dude.

16.21PM
I feel it’s worth mentioning, I’m in a caravan receiving this lecture.

16.22PM

I’m kinda sorta rather hungry.

16.23PM

FEEEED MEEEEEEEEE

17.00PM

I miss Doreen.

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