It’s Saturday. But people are boring.

It’s Saturday. But people are boring.

So.

So.

SO.

I’m so so so so so gutted, because I’m missing an amazing birthday party tonight…. Thanks uni assignment for ruining whatever shred of a social life I try to have.
My assignment is done now, and all I really want to do is have some fun, but I can’t, because I DON’T KNOW ANYONE WHO LIKES TO HAVE FUN 4 REAL.

I fear I’m going to have to spend my evening making bolognese for one, and a solitude bread roll from scratch that I’ll turn into a mini-garlic bread baguette.

I mean, it doesn’t sound -that bad-, but when you just want to hang out with your wang out, it’s a personal idea of hell.

Come to me, my jungle friends, I gots rum, I gots vodka, I gots milk, and I even have wine (so grown up, still love the rum tho…) … I ALSO HAVE BANANA NESQUIK YO.

 

UPDATE – CAN I EVEN KNEAD MY BREAD?

I went to the gym this morning with my friend, and I was pumping some steel, 90LBS of steel and I am feeling it right now… So.

This shall be interesting.

It was so interesting that I went to sleep for 4 days.

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