IT’S TUESDAY. TOMORROW IS DEADLINE DAY.

IT’S 5AM.

I AM AWAKE

I AM CLEAN.

I AM GOING TO THE GYM.

 

 

7AM.

I WENT TO THE GYM.

IT WAS HOT.(LIKE ME)

AND SWEATY (LIKE EVERYONE WHO GOES TO THE GYM) AND I’M NOW TIRED, BUT NO, I MUST WORK, WORK ON MY WEBSITE.

 

12PM

“DO YOU WANT TO GO OUT FOR LUNCH?”

ARE YOU SOME KIND OF CRAZY? OF COURSE I WANT TO GO OUT FOR LUNCH.

I LIVE AND BREATHE FOR MY NEXT MEAL, NEXT TIME DON’T ASK ME THAT SILLY QUESTION, INSTEAD, JUST CALL ME WHEN YOU’RE OUTSIDE MY HOUSE AND TELL ME IT’S TIME TO GO, AND I’LL BE HERE, SAT , WAITING WITH MY COAT AND SHOES IN HAND.

 

17.00PM

I’M HOME.

I HAD LUNCH.

I WENT SHOPPING WITH MY MUM.

SHE BOUGHT ME MATCHING GYM ATTIRE FROM GAP.

I LIKE IT.

I LIKE HER.

SHE IS KIND.

I LIKE KIND PEOPLE.

 

19.25PM

“AMBER DO YOU WANT TO GO WAITROSE?”

WENDY, YOU KNOW I DO.

WENDY, YOU KNOW I LIVE FOR MY FREE LATTE AND MY CHOCOLATE BERLINER AT NIGHTTIME, DON’T ASK ME THESE SILLY QUESTIONS, JUST COME TO MY ROOM AND TELL ME WE’RE GOING AND WE’LL GO.

21.30PM

I’M MAKING ALL THESE DOCUMENTS,

I’M PUTTING ALL MY SCREEN SHOTS TOGETHER AND THEN I GET TO THE SUDDEN REALISATION I GOTS TO MAKE A CRITICAL ANALYSIS TOO.

WHY?!

WHAT IS THE MEANING OF THIS OTHER THAN TO RUIN MY LIFE, INCREASE MY STRESS AND GIVE ME A PREMATURE HEART ATTACK?!?!?!??!?!??!?!?!???!?!?!!??!?!?!??!?!?

“WHY DID YOU CREATE THE PIECES YOU DID?”
“BECAUSE YOUR BRIEF TOLD ME TO”
“WHAT PUBLICATION ARE THEY FOR?”
“MY WEBSITE”
“WHAT STYLE ARE THEY WRITTEN IN?”
“MY STYLE MO’FO!”

 

I’M TIRED.

I’M DONE.

OKAY, I’M NOT REALLY DONE, STILL PRETTY FUMING ABOUT THE CRITICAL ANALYSIS… I CAN SIT HERE AND CRITICALLY ANALYSE MY WORK ALL DAY LONG, BUT HAVING TO WRITE ABOUT IT IS TEDIOUS – CAN I NOT JUST SEND TRANSCRIPTS OF MY FACEBOOK CHATS WHEREIN I MOAN ABOUT MY WORK?

 

ARGH I JUST WANT TO BE A SPONGE WHO LIVES IN A PINEAPPLE UNDER THE SEA AND FLIP BURGERS ALL DAY LONG AND BE FRIENDS WITH A FAT, TOPLESS STARFISH.

 

 

AND HAVE A PET SNAIL CALLED GARY.

TOUCH ME FOR MORE FUN

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