For months now, we have been ‘teased’ with snaps of Chris Evans and Matt LeBlanc filming for the new episode of ‘Top Gear’, but will it match up to the goodness that we BBC 2 viewers are used to?
I highly doubt it.
I’ll give you a little bit of history about the upcoming series…
One stunt, filmed by the Cenotaph immediately caused fury and outrage, and rightly so, however, I felt this was done in order to create controversy, generate a buzz and get people talking about a show that was once great and began to dwindle in its last series, with scenes that have been staged becoming more obvious, and obviously, Jeremy Clarkson throwing a wobbler because he didn’t get his hungry time (We get it, you’re not you when you’re hungry)
I don’t know if it’s fair for me to be writing this because of my pure hatred for Chris Evans will obviously make it a very biased blog, but blogs are opinion based, right?
Chris has used his best radio voice to introduce the show, I felt like I was listening to a Money Supermarket ad or something…
20.20 (hey, I got a little busy, don’t kill me)
Matt LeBlanc sounds so monotone like he’s bored of this shit already – Don’t blame you fam.
Matt just gave his first car review… Describing the fabric of the seats as ‘disgusting’ #missyoujeremy
Wtf is Matt wearing and why?!
I’m hungry, and already bored of this show.
Matt isn’t a presenter, he’s an actor and looks too stiff when reading his autocue, Jesse whateverbergface is IRRITATING, Gordon Ramsay loves himself too much and I can’t take this.
I’m back, my mum had beef, so I had beef with her too – it’s the only thing to do.
The TV is back on and I haven’t missed much. (Can someone please tell me if Matt has said ‘How you doin’?’)
20.52 – this man looks like he’s about to drop dead
Mum’s just gone up to bed, she can’t be bothered with this rubbish either. I feel you wendy, I feel you.
I wish this was presented by Jack Whitehall, he’s actually funny and would be brilliant at this.
I made a listicle of songs that summarise Top Gear…