I’m not normally one of those people who hate Monday, because it’s legit just like any other day, but this Monday was the worst this year.
Some people are just so bloody rude!
“Oh no, why?”
First of all…
If you’re gonna be a sassy little bitch, dress the part; don’t be sassy and half arse it because it looks bad on the rest of the sassy bitches who boss it everyday, you little skettyskank.
Try as you might, you’re not sassy, you’re just a basic bitch with a bad attitude.
Butting in –
Jigga please, I ain’t speakin’ to you, so mind yo’ own bizzznizzz
I got off the train and the sky was bloody falling! “Why didn’t you check the weather?” AGAIN, MIND YOUR OWN BIZZNIZZ, I AIN’T ASK FO’ YO’ OPINION.
Sweet lord Jesus, today just seemed to drag and drag and drag. I forgot a fork for my lunch, but if I did, I would have stabbed myself in a bid to escape for the day. I’m a princess, I don’t need an education – I’m soon to be the queen, man.
That’s my Monday moan over – I’m suitably content.
I purchased a v nice wine from M and S, alongside an array of Percy Pigs, sausages and a lovely salad.
Au Revoir, bitches.
*May or may not contain metaphors* lol.