It’s upgrade time

It’s upgrade time

It’s upgrade time.

Every 24 months most of us upgrade our phones to the newer, bigger and bigger model, and that is what I shall do, except my upgrade is a little smaller than the current model I have.

So

I’ve just finished my second year at Canterbury Christ church university.

I won’t lie, it was kinda challenging, not academically, just morally and creatively, which is hard to admit,coming from someone who is insanely creative – I’m sure you’ve seen what I’ve done with eggs, butter and sugar.

 

My time in Canterbury has come to a premature end because of a wise decision I felt I had to make.

My first year of uni was fab, but the second year was literal torture.

I wasn’t happy at all in my house for the first term, if I wasn’t home in Bournemouth for the weekend, I’d be wishing I was at home, or facetiming my friends and family from the discomfort of my needlessly freezing cold room in the student house I shared (I, a bill payer, wasn’t allowed the central heating on) #guestinmyownhome.

A few short weeks after my 21st birthday I decided I couldn’t actually spend another year in a city I dislike, with people who aren’t so great either therefore, I began my research and found that The University of Winchester offer the same (better) course that I am doing and I began to create my application in secrecy, only confiding in my family and about 4 friends from home because there’s nothing more shameful than being rejected by a university, but thankfully, they accepted me for an interview and I was Amber, and by being Amber I got my unconditional offer to re-do my second year of university.

Undeniably some would say “haha you have to do another year of university”, but that doesn’t phase me – I’m already a year behind from changing sixth form, so what’s another year?
I see it as another year to do better, another year to make more contacts, and another year to decide what journalistic journey I want to travel on.

The odd thing is, I still actually haven’t told any of the people I’m living with 1) that I’m leaving today and should be arriving within the next hour or so

And 2) I won’t be returning to the area – I’m not bothered by either.

 

Not even sorry.

I’ll miss a select few, such as,  Shaniki, BP, Boil & Miranda, #shoutout, and Lily and I’m sure I’ll keep in contact with these cool kids because they’re so nice and kind – they’re real people, you feels me?

It’s okay Amber, I feel you.

My message I’d like to give to some people in Canterbury is – Don’t be banker, even if you don’t like someone, just be the grown up you claim to be, because if you act like a childish cnut, it will only emphasise and show that you are an actual cnut.
All of your actions have consequences and you have no idea of how it’s going to impact someone and their life.
It’s a good thing I’m Amber, because if I wasn’t, God knows what would have happened…

 

You’ll be pleased to know I’ll be blogging about my adventures and my very very wild lifestyle, just not from the grim county of Kent.

 

I GOT TWO WORDS FOR YOU

LOVELL OUT *DROPS MIC*

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THURSDAYS WITH AMBER, FEATURING CRUMPDATES

THURSDAYS WITH AMBER, FEATURING CRUMPDATES

HELLO MY WILD CHILDREN OF THE INTERNET FOREST, IT’S ME, YOUR HOST, AMBER, COMING AT YOU LIVE FROM CANTERBURY, THE HOME OF THE NOTHING TO DO!!!

Today is the last day of term – I’m very excited because that means I get to go home.

I like home.
Home is good.
Home is clean.
Home is fun.

Home is where my best friends are, yeah, they wipe their faces on the shoulders of their tops, eat with their hands and play with toys all day, errday, because that’s the kind of people I chose as my friends, and I like it.

I should also mention that I’m referring to a two-year-old and a four-year-old…

 

ANYWAYS…

SO.
I’m very excited to go home today, so excited that I made a video for you all.

TTYL BBYZ

 

13.57PM

Trying to hoax my Crump into saying Spain – it’s so difficult!

She looks totes cute tho.

14.00PM
Doreen said Spain, twice, because I told her I had closed my laptop… Does she not know that I,  a tech wizard can update my blog from my phone?
Got you this time, Doreen.

 

15.30PM

So, law.

I got 14/20 on the news quiz, but he didn’t even ask for peoples scores this week which was rather depressing.

17.00PM

Went home, to utilise the lavatorial facilities when the ultimate housemate gifted me with orange flavoured jelly beans in the shape of a carrot, a bunny balloon and a lil’ net of chocolate eggs for Easter, because I’m going home tonight!

How cute is she?! Thanks Harriet, you da real MVP.

 

 

18.00PM

I’ve found myself back at the SU, this time for hungry time.
I couldn’t decide what to have, because I’ve been steering clear of all things greasy and processed… SO I had a cheese bacon burger with fries and a side of “I’m so sorry I’m doing this to you, body, I am so,so sorry”, and I washed it down with a fruity cider…

(Sorry Amber)

 

19.30PM
I’m back home again, I suppose I should begin packing to go home, but I really can’t be bothered……………

 

21.09PM

I’m nearly done packing, I’m going to make my room kind of tidy, because our landlord likes to breech the tenancy agreement and enter the property without knocking, or even calling with 24/48hours notice like the agreement states… So, I wouldn’t be surprised if they come round when people have gone home for Easter for a quick snoop, so landlord, if you’re reading this, that’s why I’ve got a rubber rat hanging out from underneath the cabinet beside my bed, you snoops.

 

22.53PM
I’m so tired, but my ride home doesn’t arrive for another hour, so I’m just laying on my bed, eating, relaxing… having a good time..

 

 

 

Thursday with Amber, featuring Crumpdates!

Thursday with Amber, featuring Crumpdates!

 

Hello my wildebeests,

 

I write to you clad in a dinosaur jumper and a denim pinafore, fresh off the runway at Paris Fashion week in Kanye’s prehistoric line.
I don’t get him – He’s released this prehistoric line after his post apocalyptic collection… When I modelled for the last season I felt like I was in The Hunger Games or something!

 

So today, I have a shorthand test.

Meh.

Then I have Law with Leo *Insert Jingle Here*

And after Law with Leo I’m free for the weekend…But during this time I have to cut a radio package, write an essay and be jazzy… I mean… Are there enough hours in the day!? Na.

 

Here’s me looking sultry in a dinosaur outfit – throwing it back to about 8 minutes ago…

 

So… It’s just after 3, (3.20PM)  which means it’s time for Law.

Doreen is dazzling us with her stories.

She’s said ‘Spain’ once since I entered the room, which was approximately 3 minutes ago.

15.41PM

Doreen just gave a futurama analogy.

It fell flat.

But Doreen, if you’re reading this, I got your analogy,I GOT U

15.44PM

Doreen just tried to tell Leo that the deadline has been put back to 2018.

No Doreen… BUT I WISH IT WAS TRUE!

 

15.46PM

Doreen just tried to tackle Leo.

Things are getting crazy.

15.52PM

Leo went to Nando’s the other day.. Such a cheeky Nando’s lad.

He went to see The Revenant with his brother-in-law.

He also embarrassed himself at Nando’s by giving away all the condiments to the waiter ladymanperson… But he got two free bowls of chips, and he likes the beer there, but you know what? He does not get it… “It’s just chicken and chips, init?”.

15.56PM

I see you, Dom, Snapchatting with the drag queen filter.
You are not invisible.

15.57PM

Drag queen filter is back and he is winking at himself.

Ok, Leo.

16.01PM

Leo is informing us of his Oxford interview. So jazzy dude.

16.21PM
I feel it’s worth mentioning, I’m in a caravan receiving this lecture.

16.22PM

I’m kinda sorta rather hungry.

16.23PM

FEEEED MEEEEEEEEE

17.00PM

I miss Doreen.