Academy Awards 2017: Red Carpet

Academy Awards 2017: Red Carpet

It’s 10.30PM and the Red Carpet is LIT.

I also need a cup of tea.


Lucas Hedges – Manchester by the Sea.

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This kid seems humble. I didn’t watch Manchester by the Sea. It sounds like it has a cold setting temperature wise, ain’t nobody got time for that.

Giuliana Rancic – She’s looking icy in a Georges Chakra Spring 2017 Couture gown.
For reals, homegirl is looking like Elsa.

Ruth Negga –

When she was speaking about her outfit she seemed a bit off… IDK, is she hungry or?

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Olivia Culpo is wearing a dress partnered with Stella Artois, wherein each Stella challice that is sold provides five years of clean water for those in need. Fun fact, bits of challice are on the dress.


Whilst the dress is kinda cute, her hair is not… Looks like she’s trying to be a scene kid circa 2008, or is trying to cover a big spot. Also, that pony tail looks fresh from a pony. Sorry not sorry.

Hailee Steinfeld is looking hellacute in her butterfly dress!
Loves it!

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Taraji P. Henson is mixing sass and class, of which has provided a classic and cool Oscars look. Blue velvet is fabulous.
She’s talking to Ryan Seacrest about the way that she chose her role for Hidden Figures, and is speaking about what resonates the most about the film for her.


John Legend and Chrissy Teigen are looking super cute… If you ever check the comments section of the Daily Mail everyone seems to hate them, but I don’t…. Speaking of hate, why do people go out of their way to waste their time and breath being negative about someone? The only person you’re giving hate to is yourself, you eggs.


Emma Roberts looking sassy af, acting that way too…



However, I don’t find her sass cool, hers seems arrogant…




Live coverage – Academy Awards 2017 – The Oscars.

Live coverage – Academy Awards 2017 – The Oscars.

Academy Award – Pictured in 2008.


Welcome to the only coverage of the 2017 Oscars that you’ll need to stay tuned to!

For the second year, I’ll be providing coverage of the red carpet and ceremony, alongside a unique critique of what is going on!

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Okay, woo!!

16.40 – At the moment, I’m watching a classic, Matilda, but throughout the night I’ll be watching two films that are set to be big winners tonight and doing a live blog on it… She says with hope!


I’m a zelebrity, get me out of here…

I’m a zelebrity, get me out of here…

I never watch reality TV shows, because they’re nothing like what they were before.
I’m talkin’ Big Brother Pre-2007, I’m talkin’ Dog The Bounty Hunter, and I’m talkin Paris’s New BFF, #TTYN


Tonight marks the start of borefest ‘I’m a celebrity (lol, you’re really not but your mum said you are so you must be) get me out of here’, which also cues the flurry people asking “errrmagaaad did you see I’m a Celebrity last night?”

No pal, one has better things to do.

I’m no critic, but I’m accustomed to the jazzier things in life, and this show is defo not jazzy.

First of all, someone is on this show who is ‘famous’ for sitting down and actually watching the TV, and I only know of Larry Lamb because I really enjoy alliteration.

Second of all, who allowed these people to leave their compound dressed as such?! They’re wearing the most confusing combination of clothing imaginable. If I were a celebrity in those clothes, I’d be all like ‘get me out of here’ too, because I would not be caught in any of those outfits.

*seven minutes later*

I won’t lie, I was going to watch this episode and give you a live feed of what I think, but I think I’d rather pluck my leg hairs out one by one and create a monobrow than watch this show.

In the words of Kimberly “Sweet Brown” Wilkins ,



Live blog : The Revenant

Live blog : The Revenant


16.38 – The film begins with whispering in a foreign language, which to me has connotations of both fear, as you whisper to be quiet and secretive, which therefore can connote solitude – is this going to forebode what happens throughout the film?
Who knows? Probably someone who’s already watched the film, of which is not me.


“… Don’t give up,

you hear me?

as long as you can still grab a breath, you fight

you breathe… keep breathing.”


The above quote is the final passage of whispering, and already two minutes into the film we’ve already encountered something quite deep.


They’re walking through water, looks pretty chilly.
They’ve got shotguns, and you can hear a shrill noise in the background, such as whistling, or screaming.
You can also hear a hog, of which I assume is what they’re trailing through the stream for with shotguns.


A lot of people have just been shot with arrows, it’s kinda crazy right now.
They’re being attacked but it doesn’t seem like they know who’s doing it, or where it’s coming from because the arrows are coming from many different directions.

There’s a methodic pounding of a drum every so often, it sounds like a slowing heart beat, mimicking death and gunshots.
It could also be predicting the future of those within the frame… DEATH (maybe, I’m not so sure yet)



Someone just got shot and fell off their horse.



A complete scene of devastation, despair and death.
Everything is grey.

A tree is on fire and it just fell onto their camp.


This film is so intense and dark that it requires 12,000% of my attention.
Leo’s character just got mauled by a bear, but it’s alright, he stabbed it several times.

And then Leo’s character fell down a hill, and the bear fell on top of him… If Leo makes another appearance I’ll be damned!


“Lay the rag over his eyes!”

One of the men, I’ll call him “Gingerbeard” wants to shoot Leo’s character, Glass (Hugh).

Gingerbeard has also informed his pals to care for Hugh as best as they can, and give him a proper burial when he dies, as they, like me, expect him to perish rather soon… It’s a complete shock he’s still alive!


They just tried to smother Hugh… To be fair, he was only trying to put him out of his misery…


How dare they try to buy Glass alive… He’s escaped death 3 times in the past 30 minutes….

Hugh just started a fire and cauterised his own wound.. Crazy


How he’s still alive is beyond me… He should have hypothermia by now, alongside frostbite


Hugh has made a new friend and uttered his first word in English… “Grizzly”


I don’t quite understand what’s going on… I think he was in the thing they make Homer Simpson do in The Simpsons Movie


Epiphany. Hugh just had an epiphany.


Would you believe me if I told you he was inside of a horse?

Cos he is


He’s found those who had left him dead… I think… I don’t know, I really don’t find this film interesting.  My favourite Leo film is The Wolf of Wallstreet ❤️


Hugh just hacked someone’s fingers off with an axe.

They’re now wrestling and I am not enjoying this movie.


“Revenge is in God’s hands… Not mine.”

Alas. It’s over.